I didn't say I wasn't bipolar dog... Oops I mean... Well you get the picture...

I woke up today thinking, "Crap! I don't like today". Yeah, yeah, yeah I know... I know! Not the best way to get your day started. Up and down and up and down I go... I have so much to say, but I can't put it into words so if you're reading this (sorry) but I'm just rabbling on about nothing. I started this blog because well I typically have a lot to say and today, I got nothin'. But... I think if I were a dog I would be a mutt... Not just any mutt... A mix of certain breeds. I know for sure I would have Labrador (loyal to those I love), Chihuahua (BIG mouth), Border Collie (my moves... I can dance!), English Mastiff (laziness & size), Chinese Crested (ugly), Jack Russel (random burst of energy), Red Heeler (protective of the ones I love the most) and Rottweiler (tough exterior, with a mushy sensitive inside)..... Not too sure what to call this breed of dog, so I think I'll call it a "Brookhound".

EFFEN CHILL...

So I have decided that I want to open a swanky Martini Lounge where all we use is EFFEN Vodka, EFFEN Black Cherry and EFFEN Dutch Raspberry... And I think I'll call it something like "Effen Chill" with sexy lady waitresses and hot gentlemen waiters serving amazing drinks all night long. Come on some people don't want all that loud music, they just wanna effen kick back and just chill... I can picture it now... Nice lighting smoke in the air... Okay... Maybe not the smoke, since I hate it haha it just kinda pops in your head when you think about it. So who wants to bankroll me? Lets get this thing started. OMG! It would be sssssoooo amazing to have it at the old Palace Hotel in Ukiah, oh effen cool would that be?! Okay... I'm off to dream some more about all the other MILLION things I want to do. Guess I should be talking about my school... Yay for Maya Beauty Academy... AND My Swanky Martini Lounge "Effen Chill".

Thanks for reading... Love ya'll x♥x♥x♥

It's not "Too School For Cool"...

It is, "To Cool For School... Get it right, UGH!!! I really don't like P!nk, I don't get her however this has nothing to do with that song, I just needed to get that out there.

I am so stoked to see the Maya Beauty Academy tomorrow and I will be so pissed if it's some janky ass, ghetto school or has a bunch of snobby B*&^%$. But then again I'm doing it for my self... Right?! Whatever It's the next best thing to doing my true passion, MAKEUP... However I don't foresee us moving anywhere where that would be profitable so nails it is! So yeah... I'll let y'all know how it is when I get home tomorrow (((WHOOP-WHOOP)))

Peace Out My Biotches!!!

And it begins....

Well today I have decided that I have A LOT to say and well... I need to find a place other than effen Facebook to say it all. So here I am blogging? What the hell is "blogging" I still don't know and really don't think anyone will give a rats ass... But I'm doin' it and I guess it will be something kinda funny to look back on, right?! Oh who the hell cares... Why am I asking you?!

So tomorrow is the BIG day where I finally get to check out the Maya Beauty Academy, in hopes to get doing on my nail tech learning!!! FUN :) Okay well I really have nothing more to say right now ssssooo... yeah.